Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is
Rajinikanth’s email id is gmail@ rajinikanth.com
Rajinikanth can drown a fish
Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes
Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone
Rajinikanth did, in fact, build Rome in a day
Rajinikanth electrocuted Iron Man
Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret
Rajinikanth killed the dead sea
Rajinikanth can divide by zero
Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of its corners off
Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice
Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down
Rajinikanth can delete the recycle bin
Just got this as a forward...ROFL....one has to accept, the man does have style....
Let's see if that shows in Endhiran tonight...Review tomorrow :D !
hey..i have one
ReplyDeleteRajinikanth is remaking titanic with some changes.
In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in one hand and titanic on the other....
Namma supre saar na summa va.... ;)
so much for all those paraprosdokians about thalaivar.... one thing which sure is true as hell is that he does defy the aging process... they should rename the movie as "wht's so curious about benjamin button??? rajinikanth did it anyway"
ReplyDeleteHeard of "Chuck Norris" jokes. The name has just been changed to "Rajini".
ReplyDeleteNevertheless, some of the jokes were new.
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